Let's start out with the top level of the Lesbian community - lipstick lesbians. They are comparable to the following beers: Hieneken, Amstel Light, Sam Adams, Asahi, Stella Artois, Anchor Steam.... Name the beer that you consider top of the line - something you drink and savor not only for the slight buzz you are receiving with each luscious sip, but for the taste and texture, the way the bottle feels in your hand, the way the beautiful wheat and barley-bred concoction smoothly slithers down your throat...you cant get higher than this level. Its the same way with lipstick lesbians. They are known to frequent the pages of Penthouse, late-night Cinemax and local clubs. They don't necessarily limit themselves to women only - they like us. In fact, they like us as much as they like other women. They are the Holy Grail of Lesbianism. If you can get in with them, consider yourself and your member two of the luckiest men on the face of the earth. Lipstick lesbians arent always true lesbians - they simply wanted to experiment, or they wanted to do something to make their boyfriends or husbands happy. They look like women - good-looking women. Just like excellent beer, they should be put on a pedestal and honored for their contributions to our pleasure throughout all these years.
